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The Trailer for The Karate Kid Online – ComingSoon.net.

God damn it. Really? They look like 5 year olds. What happened to the respectable late 20s/early 30s playing high school kids. I take my Karate Kid VERY seriously, just ask my wife when I snapped at her for making a joke at Mr Miyagi’s expense while recently watching Karate Kid 2 on cable, and this movie looks awful. Pat Morita is probably rolling around in his grave right now. Or doing the crane kick. Either way his legacy is not being preserved well. I think Ralph Macchio should make another real Karate Kid movie RIGHT NOW! He was on Ugly Betty recently and really hasn’t aged at all. COME ON!

Side note: Pat Morita VS Jackie Chan? Cage match style. My money is on Pat Mortia.

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